Flappy Turd!

Name: Flappy Turd!
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Description: It was a cold cold toilet bowl when Flappy Turd was born.
He was happy and content floating in his bowl until his life was torn.
All of a sudden he was taken away in a great big rush,
When his maker reached back and gave the toilet a flush.

Down and down Flappy Turd went until there was plop.
Little did he know that the sewers is where he would stop.
He felt the pain and sorrow of his many sufferings.
So out of sheer will power he sprouted a pair of wings.

Flappy Turd decided the sewers would never hold him down.
He was bound and determine to paint the town brown.
Now you know the story of the cute Flappy Turd.
So tell everybody and let it be heard.; MoreLess